A Diet Plan For Me
When I reached my fourties, I became a little round
Something new for I had, had good looks abound,
Suddenly I was not so happy when I saw the mirror
For I was as big as a buck the male type of dear,
So I knew I had to make a change
My lifestyle needed to be rearranged,
I was making all the wrong choices you see
A visit to the Dietician brought this up to me,
She said you must only consume sixteen hundreen calories
And as all Doctors do charged all sorts of fees,
With her advice I worked to make a big change
I even got my weight down to my acceptable range,
And my Father will never know because he picked on me
I dedicated my time to lose weight and I have you see.
- Patrick Lazie
The Silent Disc Jockey
There is only one silent DJ around
He's always putting good music down,
He can't speak but that's okay
You can come to chat to see what he has to say,
He wanted to work for rock masterz radio
But kept telling all the managers heck no,
Even the Magical Blaizin Starr
Couldn't get very far,
Hence the Silent DJ was never employeed
And it was a loss for the listeners since his
skills were never enjoyed.
- Patrick Lazie
The Jacques Of Runescape